Are you clumsy too???

People call me stupid, weird, crazy, wacky, insane, retard etc.

Among all "Insane" is my favorite. Retard is my second choice.

I hate being so clumsy but can't help it out.

I always provide a funny incident and am a part of interesting stories in silent moments, I am not actually proud of it. In college, I have to bang my leg somewhere or trip over something.

My lab coat always got stuck at door handles resulting in broken buttons or torn pockets. 

And at least once a week I use to spend time sewing buttons on to it again [These were the days of my Junior college ]. 

Now, I have cultivated a different habit of forgetting my pen-drive and banging my laptop with someone else's.

I cannot eat properly with a fork and a spoon and have to eventually resort to eating with my hands.

I knock over coffee cups.

I forget that my cell phone is kept on my lap and I stand up.

I get shampoo in my eyes every time I take a hair bath.

I spill something or the other on myself whenever I wear white.

I have even banged my head on to a clean window!

I have banged my shoulder onto door frames many times.

The worst part about everything is that I laugh aloud when something silly happens to me.

Not because I find it funny, but I try to hide my embarrassment when I do that.

I have hit my head while getting out of the car and slammed the car door on to my fingers.

I trip while walking almost every day.

I have kind of desensitized my parents to loud bangs and crashes.

When someone asks me how I got a bruise or a scratch, my answer is “I don’t know!”

I can be elegant and graceful when it comes to writing, because whenever

I make a horrible mistake, there is always a backspace button waiting patiently for me. But in real life, I feel so ham-fisted and clumsy.

I guess writing chose me instead of the other way! I easily get bedridden too ... *Sighs*

- Dark Shadow!